Here's the situation: for some reason unknown to myself, or mankind, the teacher in my faculty frequently change the lock on the bathroom. The process should be like this:
- Make copious copies of new key.
- Distribute to entire faculty.
- Replace old lock with new lock.
- Allow everyone to do their "business" when they please.
Here's how the process goes in our faculty:
- Replace old lock with new lock.
- Make a few copies.
- Allow others to realize they no longer have the correct key.
- Seek out the select individuals with a correct key.
- Make a few more copies.
- Receive another copy of the OLD key.
- STALK THE BATHROOM FOR SOMEONE WITH A CORRECT KEY SO YOU CAN DO YOUR "BUSINESS".
- Repeat steps 4 and 5.
- Pray to sweet, baby Jesus that steps 6 and 7 do not need to be repeated.
- Receive correct key.
- Do your "business" whenever you please.
I'm halfway between step 7 and 8. No drinking water at work until step 10 is complete.
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